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My Luck

You are so lucky

We spend so much money on you

You are so selfish


Stop complaining

We just want the best

For you

You would be a beautiful girl

If you just lost some weight

Left-handed, like your father

You can never find anything

You have no musical aptitude

You can’t dance

You aren’t that smart

Your brother has a higher IQ

Than you

You are not allowed to do x

You are not allowed

Your nose is too big

You have man hands

JLo. It’s funny.

Because you have a big ass.

Why do you have to be so masculine?

You don’t take care of yourself

Everything you like is tacky

I’m just telling you the truth

I’m just teasing you

I’m your mother

You are so lucky

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